Truyện cười tiếng Anh

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Truyện cười tiếng Anh

Truyện cười tiếng Anh

Tưởng chỉ tiếng Việt mới phức tạp, lắm từ đồng âm, sinh ra mấy trò chơi chữ hay có những chuyện hiểu nhầm dỡ khóc đỡ cười. Nào ngờ tiếng anh cũng phức tạp không kém. Mời bạn thử xem những mẫu chuyện này.
1.
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan !
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I’m Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree ..
Caller: O h ……God!!! !

2.
Washington DC., November 2004, White House (Sound of intercom buzzing)
(Remote voice) Mr. President, Condoleezza Rice is here to see you.
President Bush: Good! Send her in.
(Remote voice) Yes sir!
(Sound of door opening)
Codoliza Rice: Good morning, Mr. President.
(Sound of door closing)
President Bush: Oh Condoleezza, nice to see you, what’s happening?
Codoliza Rice: Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
President Bush: Right Conda, lay it on me.
Codoliza Rice: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
(Hồ Cẩm Đào, Hồ phiên âm sang tiếng Anh thành Hu = who)
President Bush: Well, that’s what I want to know.
Codoliza Rice: Well, that’s what I am telling you, Mr. President,
President Bush: Well, that’s what I am asking you Condi, who is the new leader of China.
Codoliza Rice: Yes!
President Bush: I mean the fellow’s name.
Codoliza Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The guy in China.
Codoliza Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The new leader of China.
Codoliza Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The Chinaman.
Codoliza Rice: Hu is leading China, Mr. President
President Bush: What are you asking me for?
Codoliza Rice: I am telling you, Hu is leading China.
President Bush: Well, I am asking you Condi, who is leading China?
Codoliza Rice: That’s the man’s name.
President Bush: That’s whose name?
Codoliza Rice: Yes.
President Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader in China?
Codoliza Rice: Yessir!
President Bush: Yasir? Yasir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Codoliza Rice: That’s correct, sir.
President Bush: Then who is in China?
Codoliza Rice: Yes sir.
President Bush: Yasir is in China?
Codoliza Rice: No sir.
President Bush: Then who is?
Codoliza Rice: Yes sir.
President Bush: Yasir?
Codoliza Rice: No sir.
(Moment’s pause)
President Bush: Condi, you are starting to tick me off now. That’s not because you are black either. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don’t you get me the Secretary-General of the United Nations on the phone.
Codoliza Rice: Kofi Annan?
President Bush: No thanks; and Condi, call me George. Stop with that Ebonics crap.
Codoliza Rice: You want Kofi?
President Bush: No.
Codoliza Rice: You don’t want Kofi?
President Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk, and then get me the UN.
Codoliza Rice: Yes sir!
President Bush: Not Yasir, the guy at the United Nations.
Codoliza Rice: Kofi!
President Bush: Milk! Will you please make that call?
Codoliza Rice: And call who?
President Bush: Well, who is the guy at the UN?
Codoliza Rice: No, Hu is the guy in China.
President Bush: Will you stay out of China?
Codoliza Rice: Yes sir!
President Bush: And stay out of the Middle East. Just get me the guy at the UN.
Codoliza Rice: Kofi.
President Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars… now get on the phone.
(Phone dialling)
Codoliza Rice: Hello! Rice here!
President Bush: Rice? Good idea, and get a couple of egg-rolls too, Condi, maybe we should send some to the guy in China, and the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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